March 2012
February 2012
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one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
January 2012
what happens if you fall in love with a writer? Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or make love at four in the afternoon. They might not...
A crush, →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
what other girls do with their crush - what i do with my crush -
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Hello, this is accurate. I’m only Meg with my friends. Otherwise, I’m socially awkward Pocahontas.
How can you long for someone and at the same time want them to pay for how they’ve hurt you?
“I think and think and think, I’ve thought myself out of happiness one million...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via lissabookjunkie
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
BRAVEST AND WISEST”
TWO OF THEM”
Watching The Itlaian Job to make me feel better...
And wondering why Micheal Caine still hasn’t been in my bed yet.
I want to have a threesome with him and David Bowie.
I can’t imagine all that british, wonky teeth all in one setting.
Lawdy. thanks, brain.
How can you just completely abandon someone with a problem that you helped create, even after promising up and down that you’d be here for everything for all times and then start making demands like you’ve always been in the picture? What do you think you deserve? What do you think I owe you? How has your life changed in any way? What sacrifices are you making? What are you scared...
Stop the song and remember what you used to be,...
